This just in

Question:
How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer:
None.
There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day.
Any report of its lack of incandescence is a delusional spin by the liberal media.
That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say about its going out
undermines the lighting affect.
Why do you hate freedom?